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by steveqpr881
Sat May 24, 2025 9:25 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 319
Views: 1325730

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Did anyone hear Tony Blackburn read out one of my ribbed ticklers on today's show?? If you missed it, you can hear it on the BBC i-player, if not here it is: I went to see my GP because I was covered in spots. He said I'm allergic to eating jelly, sponge & custard....... but that diagnosis soun...
by steveqpr881
Fri May 23, 2025 10:23 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 319
Views: 1325730

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

My wife didn't believe me when I said I could make a bike out of spaghetti -
you should have seen her face when I rode pasta....
8-)
by steveqpr881
Fri May 23, 2025 10:21 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: The Non-QPR Birthdays Fred
Replies: 26
Views: 55693

Re: The Non-QPR Birthdays Fred

Happy Birthday to Bob Mortimer, 66 & to Joan Collins, 92 :o today!
by steveqpr881
Thu May 22, 2025 11:04 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 319
Views: 1325730

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I went to see my GP, about a nasty rash I've got. he said I'm allergic to eating jelly, custard & sponge - but that diagnosis sounds a trifle rash. :roll: Interesting fact: Magna Carta was written in an ink made from growths on oak trees caused by parasitic wasps! :o Top Tip: Fool everybody int...
by steveqpr881
Thu May 22, 2025 10:59 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Harry Murphy Set to Leave....
Replies: 3
Views: 503

Re: Harry Murphy Set to Leave....

Odd, that he's so good, yet he's being released because "he needs to go and play
regular 1st team football as quickly as possible."

Is he not good enough to be given a few games, just to see how he does??
by steveqpr881
Thu May 22, 2025 8:20 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 282
Views: 905126

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. actor George Wendt, aka Norm in Cheers.
by steveqpr881
Tue May 20, 2025 12:55 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 319
Views: 1325730

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A friend just told me he's taken up jido - that completely threw me!

I tried drag racing, but I couldn't run in high heels.
:(