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by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 27, 2024 9:09 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 415
Views: 973924

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I rang my GP for an appointment about my Sudoko obsession;
he said he could fit me in between 9 & 5.
:?
by steveqpr881
Fri Jul 26, 2024 10:17 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Pub for the Reading game
Replies: 4
Views: 129

Re: Pub for the Reading game

Bump!
Let's see loads of QPR fans in, let's outnumber the Phonies!
by steveqpr881
Fri Jul 26, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 415
Views: 973924

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Team GB has announced that we will not be putting out a team in the Olympic Hide & Seek.
A spokesman said, "Good players are hard to find."
:D
by steveqpr881
Fri Jul 26, 2024 10:15 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 368
Views: 591035

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

In a break from tradition, today's Celebrity Death is a famous racehorse, Istabraq.
He has run his last race......
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 25, 2024 10:05 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 415
Views: 973924

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I drove up a hill & round a corner; there was a school, a college & a university.
Talk about a steep learning curve!
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 25, 2024 10:03 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 368
Views: 591035

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

No! An absolute legend of the British music scene. :o
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 25, 2024 10:03 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Pub for the Reading game
Replies: 4
Views: 129

Re: Pub for the Reading game

The infamous Chocolate Orange Dark Delight!
Sadly not on offer, but the pub does have a very nice stout on draught.
btw Steve R, was that the time that Chris P missed our 1st goal, because he was in the chippy,
waiting for some cod roe??
;)
by steveqpr881
Wed Jul 24, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 368
Views: 591035

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

.....Roberta Taylor, just seen it on t'interweb;
kerrins, you had your chance!
by steveqpr881
Wed Jul 24, 2024 7:32 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 415
Views: 973924

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I was driving down the road, and passed a broken-down ice cream van.
There was no warning, I thought - he could have put a few cones out! :roll:

Thought For The Day.
These so-called 'essential oils' - I never use them, shouldn't they be called optional oils??
by steveqpr881
Wed Jul 24, 2024 7:27 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Cambridge Cup Tie Now Sold Out...
Replies: 3
Views: 113

Re: Cambridge Cup Tie Now Sold Out...

Sorts out a dilemma for me; was thinking about going, but obviously couldn't make it back to Reading on
the night, so I thought about booking a hotel....but nothing cheap in the city centre. Add in £75 train fare
& it was getting to be an expensive day out.