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by steveqpr881
Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:22 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949104

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

My next-door neighbour keeps playing Lionel Richie songs.......
it never ends, it's All Night Long :?

I don't like to dwell on the past, but every time I reverse my car, it takes me back.....
by steveqpr881
Wed Jun 12, 2024 7:38 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569468

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. French chanteuse Francoise Hardy.
Malheuresement (that is your actual French)
by steveqpr881
Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949104

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just published a new book, called "How To Build A Larger Basement."
It's a big seller....
:D
by steveqpr881
Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:47 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569468

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Queen* impersonator, Jeannette Charles.
* - when I say Queen impersonator, I mean she impersonated the late Queen Elizabeth,
mot the rock band of the same name.
by steveqpr881
Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:45 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Good News - A New Contract for Joe Walsh...
Replies: 3
Views: 131

Re: Good News - A New Contract for Joe Walsh...

........life's been good to him so far.......
Come on people, you must have some Eagles song title-related puns??
Don't leave it all to me....
:?
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 10, 2024 2:47 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Good News - A New Contract for Joe Walsh...
Replies: 3
Views: 131

Re: Good News - A New Contract for Joe Walsh...

When we first signed him, he was a New Kid In Town........
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 10, 2024 1:25 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Where Are They Now??
Replies: 25
Views: 71990

Re: Where Are They Now??

No. 22, Marc "We Love You" Bircham is heading a £30million+ bid to buy..........wait for it -
Reading Football Club!!
:o
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 10, 2024 1:22 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Good News - A New Contract for Joe Walsh...
Replies: 3
Views: 131

Re: Good News - A New Contract for Joe Walsh...

Steve Russell wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:16 pm Joe Walsh has committed his future to QPR by signing a new contract.
QPR is like the Hotel California - you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. ;)
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 10, 2024 7:13 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Lyndon on his Injury.....
Replies: 1
Views: 85

Re: Lyndon on his Injury.....

"talisman" is a bit strong.......still, all the best to him for a quick recovery.
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 10, 2024 7:12 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949104

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Here's a ribbed tickler what I thought up myself, I sent it to Tony Blackburn for his Sunday show, he read it out and laughed! I've just opened a shop, where you can bring in your old Cluedo, Monopoly, Ludo etc & swap them for other sets. There's never been anything like it - it's a real game-c...