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by steveqpr881
Sat May 17, 2025 9:11 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 326
Views: 1301061

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I just saw a man with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, rabbits' feet & 4-leafed clover.
I thought- he's pushing his luck! :D

Thought For The Day:
Are people with photographic memories born that way, or does it develop over time??
:shock:
by steveqpr881
Fri May 16, 2025 10:28 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 326
Views: 1301061

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I rang the wife & offered to pick Fish & Chips up on my way home.....
how she regrets letting me choose the kids' names!
:P
by steveqpr881
Fri May 16, 2025 10:21 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: That was Sweet!
Replies: 14
Views: 10003

Re: That was Sweet!

It was a great game & a great performance by the Rs, I thoroughly enjoyed it. After a poor season by the 1st X1, I can't remember seeing us play so well - in fact, I can't remember seeing us win! ;) We took the lead & never lost it - Bees looked a skilful enough side, but were very dirty. W...
by steveqpr881
Wed May 14, 2025 2:21 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 293
Views: 882894

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

Also R.I.P. Steve Pepoon, writer of the Simpsons.
by steveqpr881
Wed May 14, 2025 11:30 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 326
Views: 1301061

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've been kicked out of the secret cookery club, for spilling the beans. :?

I told a joke about lampposts, but it backfired on me.
I guess I walked into that one!
;)
by steveqpr881
Wed May 14, 2025 9:49 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 293
Views: 882894

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

A sad haul from the internet today:
R.I.P. Oscar winner Robert Benton, director of Kramer v Kramer;
also C & W star Johnny Rodriguez & Aussie baseball star Adam Burton - now gone for one.
by steveqpr881
Tue May 13, 2025 10:38 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 326
Views: 1301061

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just got over my addiction to eating chocolate, marshmallow & nuts.
It's been a rocky road. 8-)

Interesting Fact:
In 1954, Ann Hodges of Alabama survived being hit by a meteorite! :o
She is the only person known to have been hit by space debris.
by steveqpr881
Tue May 13, 2025 10:35 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: The Non-QPR Birthdays Fred
Replies: 26
Views: 49373

Re: The Non-QPR Birthdays Fred

Happy Birthday to legendary singer-songwriter, Stevie Wonder - 75 today!
by steveqpr881
Tue May 13, 2025 10:34 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...
Replies: 12
Views: 11451

Re: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...

Block B, in the boy Amit Stand.
by steveqpr881
Mon May 12, 2025 12:10 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...
Replies: 12
Views: 11451

Re: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...

I had problems accessing the Club website - got some meaningless computer jargon every time I tried! :roll:
So just gave them a call & got my ticket that way.
:D