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by steveqpr881
Wed May 08, 2024 10:14 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 399
Views: 905026

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I taped a set of dentures to a boomerang, threw it & thought -
that'll come back to bite me. :D
Reminds me of the time I threw a boomerang at a ghost - it came back to haunt me! :o
by steveqpr881
Wed May 08, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: MHWC
Replies: 0
Views: 2

MHWC

That's the Mental Health World Cup, stoopid!
This Saturday @ 6pm, LR.

Anybody know what it's all about?
Is it just the game, or anything else happening??
Anybody on here going?
by steveqpr881
Wed May 08, 2024 9:57 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Jimmy Dunne's Contract Extended...
Replies: 1
Views: 27

Re: Jimmy Dunne's Contract Extended...

Good news.
by steveqpr881
Wed May 08, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 344
Views: 532476

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. actor Ian Gelder, of 'Game of Thrones' fame.
by steveqpr881
Tue May 07, 2024 10:48 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 399
Views: 905026

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've had to scrap my chicken dating agency.
It did badly, I couldn't make hens meet.
:oops:
by steveqpr881
Tue May 07, 2024 10:47 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 344
Views: 532476

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. another musician, Mike Pinder, of the Moody Blues.
He pioneered the use of the 'Mellotron' synthesizer.

Also goodbye to artist Roy Cross, 100; he drew the covers on Airfix kits.

And R.I.P. actor Bernard Hill, aka Yosser in 'Boys From The Blackstuff.'
by steveqpr881
Wed May 01, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 399
Views: 905026

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The boss offered me a pay rise if I could do an impersonation of a frog-
well, I jumped at the chance!
:D
by steveqpr881
Wed May 01, 2024 11:25 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 344
Views: 532476

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. author C.J. Sansom - as far as I can tell, no relation to Kenny.
by steveqpr881
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:43 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 399
Views: 905026

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just started a band; our 1st single is called Duvet, b-side is Eiderdown.
We're a covers band......
8-)
by steveqpr881
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:42 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: The Old Ship Pub in Hammersmith......
Replies: 2
Views: 100

Re: The Old Ship Pub in Hammersmith......

When I still lived in W6, it was part of a great pub crawl, along the river;
Blue Anchor, Rutland, Old Ship, Dove.....then the Black Lion (by Bell Steps) if we made it that far.
Haven't been there for donkey's years.