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I don't know if you listen to the Tony Blackburn Show - eh? what's that? You don't need to, because I tell all his jokes on here - well that's true, but this morning, Tony told one of mine! And here it is: With all this warm weather we're having, I b ought a rocket salad yesterday; but it went off ...

I've just left my job in the luminous ink factory.
The boss game me a glowing reference.

Time once more to don the velvet smoking jacket, channel the spirit of the late Cyril Fletcher (off of That's Life), turn to the camera, simper and say - I am indebted to Daniel Wells (aka dannyboy urs off the old offy m/b) for this ribbed tickler- it's not plagiarism if you acknowledge your 'sauce...