It did badly, I couldn't make hens meet.
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- Tue May 07, 2024 10:48 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 398
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Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I've had to scrap my chicken dating agency.
It did badly, I couldn't make hens meet.
It did badly, I couldn't make hens meet.
- Tue May 07, 2024 10:47 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 343
- Views: 532320
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. another musician, Mike Pinder, of the Moody Blues.
He pioneered the use of the 'Mellotron' synthesizer.
Also goodbye to artist Roy Cross, 100; he drew the covers on Airfix kits.
And R.I.P. actor Bernard Hill, aka Yosser in 'Boys From The Blackstuff.'
He pioneered the use of the 'Mellotron' synthesizer.
Also goodbye to artist Roy Cross, 100; he drew the covers on Airfix kits.
And R.I.P. actor Bernard Hill, aka Yosser in 'Boys From The Blackstuff.'
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:26 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 398
- Views: 904911
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The boss offered me a pay rise if I could do an impersonation of a frog-
well, I jumped at the chance!
well, I jumped at the chance!
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:25 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 343
- Views: 532320
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. author C.J. Sansom - as far as I can tell, no relation to Kenny.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:43 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 398
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I've just started a band; our 1st single is called Duvet, b-side is Eiderdown.
We're a covers band......
We're a covers band......
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:42 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: The Old Ship Pub in Hammersmith......
- Replies: 2
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Re: The Old Ship Pub in Hammersmith......
When I still lived in W6, it was part of a great pub crawl, along the river;
Blue Anchor, Rutland, Old Ship, Dove.....then the Black Lion (by Bell Steps) if we made it that far.
Haven't been there for donkey's years.
Blue Anchor, Rutland, Old Ship, Dove.....then the Black Lion (by Bell Steps) if we made it that far.
Haven't been there for donkey's years.
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:11 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 398
- Views: 904911
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I saw a man in my garden, wearing a baseball cap, a polo shirt & tennis shoes.
I said, "Oi - what's your game??"
I said, "Oi - what's your game??"
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:09 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Apolgies from Leeds on Last Night's Disgraceful Booing of Mark Prince...
- Replies: 1
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Re: Apolgies from Leeds on Last Night's Disgraceful Booing of Mark Prince...
“To provide some context, the fans in the away end were unable to hear the content being spoken due to the quality of the sound system... Really?? I was at the opposite end (in Q Block) & I heard it perfectly - and I'm half deaf in one ear. Still, they did the decent thing & apologised.
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:27 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 398
- Views: 904911
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I entered a marathon in Sweden;I knew I'd taken a wrong turn when I crossed the Finnish line. 
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:25 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: A big well done to Marti Cifuentes and his staff.
- Replies: 2
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Re: A big well done to Marti Cifuentes and his staff.
To see Loftus Road rocking last night was absolutely fantastic, to humiliate a club of Leeds United’s stature on live TV will live long in the memory. It was a great game, a great performance by the team - AND by the fans. As Tommy says, LR was rocking, all night long. The performance, the result r...