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by steveqpr881
Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:54 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 393
Views: 900566

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Went for a job in a mirror factory; I thought, I can see myself doing that. But I decided not to, on reflection. :? Top Tip: It's the London Marathon this Sunday. Impress people by staggering around town after it's over, wearing running gear & with six foot of bacofoil draped over your shoulder...
by steveqpr881
Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:16 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 393
Views: 900566

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I keep dreaming I'm a horse. That's 5 nights on the trot now..... :?


Ladies! When I bring you breakfast in bed, how about a word of thanks?
None of your "Who are you & how did you get in my house?"
Just sayin'......


Lee Cook - Dr. Hook
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:46 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 340
Views: 529223

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Scottish actor Vincent Friell, of Trainspotting & Still Game.
When I say Trainspotting, I mean the film.....not that he was a trainspotter.
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:36 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 393
Views: 900566

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The wife was annoyed that she missed some new hairdressing show on TV.
I said never mind, the highlights are on later.
:roll:
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: 1951: QPR v Clyde...
Replies: 1
Views: 48

Re: 1951: QPR v Clyde...

Seems a bit one-sided.......X1 Rs players up against poor Clyde, all on his own...... :?
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:33 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Preston Game: Remembering Teddy....
Replies: 1
Views: 64

Re: Preston Game: Remembering Teddy....

Will do. R.I.P. Teddy.
by steveqpr881
Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:06 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: SOS - techie help needed
Replies: 3
Views: 74

Re: SOS - techie help needed

.....still not getting anything....... :?
by steveqpr881
Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:05 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 393
Views: 900566

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I see we're through the 900,000 views barrier - I million here we come!! And today's ribbed tickler: I've just started working in an ice cream parlour. 6 days a week, I don't do Sundays (sundaes, geddit?? ;) ) And an Interesting Fact - Gorillas are the only animals, apart from Man, to suffer from p...
by steveqpr881
Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:02 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 340
Views: 529223

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

78 when he died - not a bad innings.
by steveqpr881
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:05 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 340
Views: 529223

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. champion boxer, Willie Limond.