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by steveqpr881
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:41 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 385
Views: 792418

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I'm having a bit of a clear-out; got a kite for sale, no strings attached.
Or how about a glove puppet - will someone take it off my hands??
by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Where Are They Now??
Replies: 24
Views: 49300

Re: Where Are They Now??

No. 21 & still on the England friendlies, ex-goalie Rob Green was doing the commentary at the Belgium game.
But he's looking rough these days
:o
by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:17 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 385
Views: 792418

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've been offered a job at the local dried fruit shop;
just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates. :D


John Beck - Ant & Dec.
by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:15 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: The Daily Record: Les Ferdinand on Beale....
Replies: 1
Views: 51

Re: The Daily Record: Les Ferdinand on Beale....

Glad it all went wrong at the Phoney Rangers - both for them, and for Beale. :evil:
He certainly got what he deserved.
:lol:
by steveqpr881
Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:39 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 385
Views: 792418

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Just bought a deep fat fryer. I put £20 notes in it & cover them in batter.
You might say, I'm frittering my money away......
:?
by steveqpr881
Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:36 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Stan's funeral
Replies: 15
Views: 441

Re: Stan's funeral

And I'll be sending a copy of the order of service booklet to you, Steve R,
so that you can post it on here - would have done it yesterday, but forgot
:oops:
by steveqpr881
Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:16 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 385
Views: 792418

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The wife said I was very immature.....so I've banned her from my tree house. :?
by steveqpr881
Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:15 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Where Are They Now??
Replies: 24
Views: 49300

Re: Where Are They Now??

No. 20, ex-Rs man Kyle Walker was England's captain for the Brasil game; although he didn't last long!
Could be a future quiz question, which Rs players have captained England?
by steveqpr881
Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:37 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 385
Views: 792418

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A friend of mine was kidnapped by mime artistes; what they did to him was unspeakable. :o

Frank Saul - Lynsey de Paul.
by steveqpr881
Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:35 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Stan's funeral
Replies: 15
Views: 441

Re: Stan's funeral

.....No chance at the Church I reckon Luckily, Kerrins was wrong; not only was there room in the church for us, but for dozens of Rs fans; it was a sea of blue & white shirts & scarves. Apart from Bernard & I, other QPR fans spotted were Dave 'KUTRs' Thomas, Joe Hilton, the legendary To...