I know you lot won't take umbrage at this - because you don't know what umbrage means
Last night, the missus said she's leaving me, because of my obsession with Wham.
I said wake me up before you go, go.
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- Thu May 16, 2024 1:10 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
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- Wed May 15, 2024 9:32 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 918549
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The person who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the inventor of the Merry-Go-Round.
They moved in different circles.
Top Tip:
Fishermen -use licquorice as bait, you'll catch all sorts.
They moved in different circles.
Top Tip:
Fishermen -use licquorice as bait, you'll catch all sorts.
- Tue May 14, 2024 10:36 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
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I've lost my job as a tandem sky-diver.
I was always falling out with people.....
I was always falling out with people.....
- Tue May 14, 2024 10:35 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
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Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. session musician David Sanbourne.
Played saxophone on many great records, perhaps most notably 'Young Americans,' by David Bowie.
Played saxophone on many great records, perhaps most notably 'Young Americans,' by David Bowie.
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:56 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
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Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. film director Roger Corman, of 'Little Shop of Horrors' fame.
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:30 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
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Anybody see Eurovision? No, me neither; Anybody know who won it - or care? No, me neither. Anyway, with all this nice weather we've been having, I decided to buy some new plants for the garden. I went to the local garden centre, and who should I see - Michael J. Fox! I knew it was him, he had his b...
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:25 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Very Sad News - Rest in Peace Frank...
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Re: Very Sad News - Rest in Peace Frank...
I'd heard he wasn't well, quite a while ago.
For all the contributions he made to the Club, in many ways, very much an unsung hero.
For all the contributions he made to the Club, in many ways, very much an unsung hero.
- Sat May 11, 2024 9:48 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
- Replies: 121
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Re: A very special QPR birthday
Also Happy Birthday to ex-player/ex-manager, John Gregory - 70 today.
- Sat May 11, 2024 9:19 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
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I don't know if you listen to the Tony Blackburn Show - eh? what's that? You don't need to, because I tell all his jokes on here - well that's true, but this morning, Tony told one of mine! And here it is: With all this warm weather we're having, I b ought a rocket salad yesterday; but it went off ...
- Sat May 11, 2024 9:15 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
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Re: A very special QPR birthday
And a Happy Birthday to Marc Bircham, 46 today.
All together now, "We love you Bircham...."
All together now, "We love you Bircham...."