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- Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:06 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 394
- Views: 901722
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I was pulled over in my car by Old Bill yesterday! The copper said, "Would you blow into this bag please, sir." I asked him why, he said, "Because my chips are too hot." :? Interesting Fact: Half of the World's bluebells grow in England. It is an offence to dig them up, punishab...
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:03 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 340
- Views: 530090
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
A point for kerrins, as Underwood gets his obit in the latest Private Eye.
And R.I.P. Dickey Betts, of U.S. rockers, the Allman Brothers Band.
Saw them at the very 1st Knebworth concert.
He wrote their biggest hit, "Ramblin' Man."
And R.I.P. Dickey Betts, of U.S. rockers, the Allman Brothers Band.
Saw them at the very 1st Knebworth concert.
He wrote their biggest hit, "Ramblin' Man."
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:31 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Good Old Arsenal
- Replies: 0
- Views: 43
Good Old Arsenal
Beat Chel$ki 5-0 (FIVE) last night,which incidentally is the Scum's worst defeat since they lost 6-0 to a certain W12 Club.
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude!!
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude!!
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:59 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 394
- Views: 901722
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Newsflash - workers at the tool-sharpening factory have gone on strike;
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 340
- Views: 530090
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
As an Old Dane myself ( ditto ESSEX ), I mourn FF's passing.
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:11 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 394
- Views: 901722
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Happy St. George's Day, everyone! And it's also William Shakespeare's birthday - Shakespeare walked into a tavern & the barkeeper said, "You're bard." Shakespeare once fancied a holiday in Devon, but he couldn't decide where, exactly - Torbay, or not Torbay? And in a similar vein - he...
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 340
- Views: 530090
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. conductor Sir Andrew Davis.
When I say conductor, I mean classical music....not a bus conductor.
When I say conductor, I mean classical music....not a bus conductor.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:38 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 262
Re: Blackburn game
Armchair fan! 
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:35 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 262
Re: Blackburn game
Keep the faith, young kerrins & btw, are you coming down for the Leeds game?
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:54 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 262
Re: Blackburn game
.........I don't like to dwell in the past, but every time I reverse the car, it takes me back..... 