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I entered a marathon in Sweden;I knew I'd taken a wrong turn when I crossed the Finnish line.

To see Loftus Road rocking last night was absolutely fantastic, to humiliate a club of Leeds United’s stature on live TV will live long in the memory. It was a great game, a great performance by the team - AND by the fans. As Tommy says, LR was rocking, all night long. The performance, the result r...

Sorry I missed it, but I had a train to catch. The 8 mins added time in the 2nd half didn't help! Got to Paddington pretty quick, got on a train that left 5mins later & was in my local by half 11, just enough time to regale the locals with the game's events & sink a much-need 3 pint night c...

I was pulled over in my car by Old Bill yesterday! The copper said, "Would you blow into this bag please, sir." I asked him why, he said, "Because my chips are too hot." :? Interesting Fact: Half of the World's bluebells grow in England. It is an offence to dig them up, punishab...

Beat Chel$ki 5-0 (FIVE) last night,which incidentally is the Scum's worst defeat since they lost 6-0 to a certain W12 Club.
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude!!

Newsflash - workers at the tool-sharpening factory have gone on strike;
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!

Happy St. George's Day, everyone! And it's also William Shakespeare's birthday - Shakespeare walked into a tavern & the barkeeper said, "You're bard." Shakespeare once fancied a holiday in Devon, but he couldn't decide where, exactly - Torbay, or not Torbay? And in a similar vein - he...