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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:57 am Reply with quote
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I just got the news, Dubliner was on the beach in Dollymount Strand yesterday and found a magic lamp.

He rubbed it and asked the genie to make him supremely and irresistibility attractive to all women!

The genie turned him into a credit card!!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:33 pm Reply with quote
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:38 amPosts: 304Location: Cambridgeshire and Kamala
I'm told that "SHAG" is not a rude word because it has many meanings:-

To an American - it's a dance
To a carpet maker - it's long pile rug
To a smoker - it's a type of tobacco
To an ornithologist - it's a bird
To Steve - it's a remote possibility.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:47 am Reply with quote
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:38 amPosts: 304Location: Cambridgeshire and Kamala
Mick and Paddy reading headstones in a Graveyard.

Mick says to Paddy " There's a fella here who lived until 152!"

Paddy said " Amazing - what was his name?"

Mick says * Miles, from London"


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